First of all, Meghan Trainor says it so fucking right. “You gotta know how to treat me like a lady, even when I’m acting crazy.” This is relevant. I act crazy frequently. I’m 22 & no, I don’t want to get married tomorrow. But someday I do. I actually really, really do. And, despite my … More Maybe We All Should Come with a Warning Label
You’re in denial. I get it. I was too for a short while. Okay, maybe a long while. Last semester of senior year needs to be carefully spent or you might be one of the fifth years that hang around all too often. Let’s get the hard part out of the way. If you want … More A Cheat Sheet to a Senior’s Last Semester
Is that a thing? Apparently. I had no idea until I received this text message from one of my pledge sisters: That was news to me. Actually, very upsetting news for my white girl ass. Thus, for my fellow squatters out there, here’s some tips for (hopefully) not falling victim to this (possibly) fictitious side … More 3 Ways to Avoid Treadmill Ass
That’s obnoxious. Who came up with that saying? Better yet, who the hell wears that to the gym? Actually, I do. Please, stifle your laughter. Let me explain. I was a gift. Nice cop out, I know. It just happens to match my hot pink cheetah pants perfectly and I’m not sorry at all. At … More Excuses Don’t Burn Calories
Happy New Year, folks. It’s finally here, fresh slate, better you and all that other bullshit. I actually believe in goals, no matter what time of the year. But if New Years gives people a little more incentive to better themselves, then there’s nothing wrong with that. We spend so much time judging others when … More Happy 2015.